Alien Abduction in Cannon
Below you will find one of the Alien's that kidnapped
947 Middle Tennessee Shotgun County Cookieman at the age of 3.
I'm sorry to inform you but Cookieman was never the
Please don't take these aliens for granted. They are very real
and land often in and around Shotgun County. aka Twice Barrel City. Seems that
they are attracted to Alligator Bucketmouth radio stations. Something about
the 190 Proof that some locals pour into their Rigs to keep them warmed up. If
you are one of these people that continually have blue smoke rise softly from
your Rig, Please use caution if approached by one of these Aliens.
We Slippin & a Slidin Down The Ole Coax Wire in our
Birthday Suit carrying an Old Empty Gallon Jug
Catch Ya Cum Later
We gone 10-7
Have a nice day.
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